Someone cancel my subscription to The Sun. I did not want to see that. And while you're at it, remind the powers that be that I'm still waiting for my first issue of Busty World's End Beauties.

In other news, I feel like the freakin' Orkin man. Am I the only one annoyed by these monster bugs? Why does it have to be bugs? Man, I hate bugs.Anyway, I ( Read more... )

And she told me there was no such thing as PlayTurk.

((The sound of pages turning, and if possible, of a centerfold unfolding.))

I knew I'd seen her somewhere before. Hello long leg of the law...

((There's a groan, like someone who's just coming around but not completely awake yet.))

Someone remind me not to eat pie that close to bedtime anymore.

((A pause.))

Anyone know where I can get a copy of PlayTurk?

Whoever this 'Cougar Woman' is, happy birthday. I know women are usually sensitive about their ages, but don't be. From the posters that I've seen, you're still smokin' hot. And familiar. Did you ever pose for the cover of Busty Asian Beauties ( Read more... )